Good Woofin, Sukiroos!

So all these squirrely 2 leggers are up in arms about the Government stepping in and taking control over their personal  decisions, like health care or any other decisions for that matter. I have to agree with them to a certain point, ya see, I don't like it either. Only it's not the Government that I have a problem with, it's the 2 leggers that make all the decisions for us anipals without consulting us. Now please understand, I love my MoM SOooo very much, but much like the Government, SHE makes all major decisions, and I think that's just not fair!

Take me for example, why is it that I have to sit thru all those useless grooming sessions. First off… I don't appreciate having my legpits ripped out cuz of a few mats. Hey, if it doesn't bother me…why should it bother anyone else; no one can see them! I mean, what if I wanted them braided… My choice….right?    WRONG!    I've got a 2 legger that makes that decision for me!

And just think for a moment about my Brother. There he was one day, minding his own business, literally,  (see, he was cleaning them), and then all of a sudden, MoM sayz: "Wanna go for a ride in the car?"  Well of course we bolted for the door. Rides are fun! Sometimes we even stop for icecream! But not THIS day,  Nooooooo, this day we go see that 2 legger in the white coat at that place that smells funny, you know, like cleaning stuff…yuck! Well, this guy scared the bajeebers outta me when he headed right for me! Man, I just dropped on the spot, went belly up and yes... peed myself. Thankfully, he only wanted to say hello and pet me, whew, that was a close one!

Oh yeah, back to my Brother; well the white coated, 2 legger then turned and reached for my Brother's leash.  My poor Brother looked a bit scared… and I couldn't understand why he didn't just drop and go belly up like I did, it seemed to work out okay for me. Well, off they went and I didn't see my Brother again till the next afternoon.

When Brother came home, he was very unstable and looked like he might crash at any moment. I tried to console him (so unlike me), and that's when I learned what happened. Yup, his 'business' was gone, BOTH of them……..  GONE! Ooohh… the injustice of it all!  No one even bothered to ask him if that's what HE wanted. No one! Nope, nay, nada, nyet… no one! He wasn't just minding his own business the day before, he was kissing them goodbye!

Sounds a little like the Government, Huh! Yeah , and that's why I, like so many others, don't like someone else making decisions for me. So Here's my advise to all you squirrely 2 leggers out there: Unless you want instability and maybe a big crash, you better grab your nuts and run!

OK, 'nuff said about that!       

Hugs & Nuzzles, Sukiroos!