BOTOX
Good Woofin Sukiroos!
Well, let's see what is going on today....
One of the latest fashion trends is: ladies are getting BOTOX injections to eliminate things like forehead, smile lines and crows feet fattened up so that they look a little younger. I have SEVERAL thoughts on this subject, so let's get started....
1st.) Forehead lines are easy to eliminate with a simple new hair do. You need only to pull your hair straight up and tie it off in an elastic, you know... that "I Dream of Genie", top of the head ponytail thingy. I mean, have you ever seen a Maltese with a wrinkled brow?
I think not!
2nd.) SMILE lines? Duh! If you would just smile more often, who would EVER notice any lines? And if you're smiling, you can't be frowning and as a result, you've eliminated problem number 1... NO Forehead lines! Are you getting it yet? Ok... on to:
3rd.) Crows Feet. Now this one presents a particular problem for me. You see, Crows are one of my FAVorite birds. Yeah... see, they are really noisy and squawk a lot which works to my advantage. While they are busy making all that racket, it's so much easier to sneak up and try to snatch th........
Oh...that's a different type of crow?...............sorry!
OK, whatever... It all boils down to this; there are 2 ways to deal with wrinkles. You can either eat all the junk food you want and put on some extra poundage. This will stretch out any loose skin, filling it with fatty cells and eliminating your wrinkles. This DOES work, however, you will probably blow any chance of living to a ripe old age & that just SUCKS.
Or... you can watch your weight, live longer, and if you're really worried about a few wrinkles... hang out with a bunch of old people! This is guaranteed to make you look much younger & less wrinkled!
Now, I don't want you to think that I didn't do really good research on this, as a matter of fact... I went and had my lips plumped........
Howbbb Dbboo you like thembbbb! Hmmmbbbb?
OK, 'nuff said about that!
Huggs & Nuzzles, Sukiroos!
Well, let's see what is going on today....
One of the latest fashion trends is: ladies are getting BOTOX injections to eliminate things like forehead, smile lines and crows feet fattened up so that they look a little younger. I have SEVERAL thoughts on this subject, so let's get started....
1st.) Forehead lines are easy to eliminate with a simple new hair do. You need only to pull your hair straight up and tie it off in an elastic, you know... that "I Dream of Genie", top of the head ponytail thingy. I mean, have you ever seen a Maltese with a wrinkled brow?
I think not!2nd.) SMILE lines? Duh! If you would just smile more often, who would EVER notice any lines? And if you're smiling, you can't be frowning and as a result, you've eliminated problem number 1... NO Forehead lines! Are you getting it yet? Ok... on to:
3rd.) Crows Feet. Now this one presents a particular problem for me. You see, Crows are one of my FAVorite birds. Yeah... see, they are really noisy and squawk a lot which works to my advantage. While they are busy making all that racket, it's so much easier to sneak up and try to snatch th........
Oh...that's a different type of crow?...............sorry!
OK, whatever... It all boils down to this; there are 2 ways to deal with wrinkles. You can either eat all the junk food you want and put on some extra poundage. This will stretch out any loose skin, filling it with fatty cells and eliminating your wrinkles. This DOES work, however, you will probably blow any chance of living to a ripe old age & that just SUCKS.
Or... you can watch your weight, live longer, and if you're really worried about a few wrinkles... hang out with a bunch of old people! This is guaranteed to make you look much younger & less wrinkled!
Now, I don't want you to think that I didn't do really good research on this, as a matter of fact... I went and had my lips plumped........
Howbbb Dbboo you like thembbbb! Hmmmbbbb?
OK, 'nuff said about that!
Huggs & Nuzzles, Sukiroos!
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